1. I Know It When I Hear It (2:50) 2. Dick Hickeys (Henrietta) (1:58) 3. The Pioneers / Have A Good Funeral, Yellowneck Will Pay (3:16) 4. The Golden Turd (2:25) 5. Nantucket Sleigh Ride (1:27) 6. Necro Sue (1:27) 7. The Crepitation Contest (1:13) 8. Tomato Juice (2:47) 9. The Big Dick Club (2:20) 10. Peach Poussaye (1:37) 11. Dolemite’s Corner (0:54) 12. Happiness Is… (2:04) 13. The Phantom Surfers’ Alphabet (2:10) 14. Business Deal (2:54) 15. Love Is… (1:19) 16. A Funny Thing Happened To Me On The Way To The Orgy (5:08) 17. Sin In The Suburbs (1:33) 18. Special Guest Guffaws (1:46) 19. Let’s Fist Again (0:50) 20. Summa Pornographica (1:07)